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GILMORE MANSION DINNING ROOM
[Emily and Richard are eating dinner, its very quite]
EMILY: Its Neso (sp) Richard, its good for you.
RICHARD: Soup. [puts down the spoon] Stephan, Stephan [to Emily] Soup is not a meal, nor is a salad. Soup and salad are either precursors to a meal or addenda (sp)
EMILY: Richard please.
[Door bell rings]
RICHARD: Soup and salad is not a meal.
EMILY: We have salmon if you want salmon.
RICHARD: I dont want salmon, for heavens sakes I dont want salmon, what I would like is a proper meal.
[Door bell again rings]
EMILY: Aurora the door.
STEPHAN: I was given certain dietary parameters.
RICHARD: [Angry] I know that, Im not stupid, I know what the situation is here.
[Door bell again rings]
STEPHAN: I just dont know if I can
EMILY: [shouting] Francera, Aurora, either of you, both of you will someone answer the door. [quieter] Im sure Stephan is interested in you input Richard.
RICHARD: Well here is my input, this food is in eatable.
[Door bell again rings]
EMILY: Fine Ill get it myself, that is my job.
STEPHAN: suggestion, maybe you would prefer some light sandwiches.
RICHARD: Sandwiches!
[at the front door]
LORELAI: Hi come bearing drugs.
EMILY: Please dont bellow that.
LORELAI: Bellow what [louder] Drugs
EMILY: Lorelai.
LORELAI: Hows dad doing.
EMILY: Hes just fine.
RICHARD: [heard from the other room] I swear you can get better food in an airplane, I havent been in a submarine but Id wager the food is better there too.
EMILY: Its an adjustment.
LORELAI: Hmm
DINNING ROOM
[The girls enter]
STEPHAN: Let me offer one more suggestion.
RICHARD: What tacos?!
STEPHAN: No I quit!
RICHARD: Fine.
EMILY: Stephan no.
STEPHAN: Ill tell you something, I have worked in so many four star restaurants I could have my own constellation. And yet Im treated like this, Im sorry but I have to much self respect to work for this terror. [throws his apron on the floor and storms out.]
LORELAI: How things going around here
EMILY AND RICHARD: Fine.
LORELAI: Feeling okay dad?
RICHARD: Im fine, now if youll excuse me I thing Im gonna go watch Bob Tway (sp) vanquish Greg Norman in the 86 PGA championship.
EMILY: Oh before you go did you manage to call Rod Mandels office.
RICHARD: No
EMILY: But Angelic called 3 times this morning.
RICHARD: Bully for her, Im sorry I have golf to watch.
EMILY: But Richard you didnt eat a thing. He didnt eat a thing.
LORELAI: Well send something up to him.
EMILY: Send what you just saw yourself Stephan just quite.
LORELAI: You could make him something [Emily give Lorelai a look] I mean the maid could, what is her name.
EMILY: Oh I dont know, Aurora I think. I dont know anyway shes hiding apparently, [looking] Aurora.
END CLIP
Written by: Rebecca Rand Kirshner
Directed by: Lee Shallat Chemel
Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls
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