7.09 - Knit, People, Knit!! (140)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)

7.09 – Directors cut clip - 2:10 – cwtv.com/video

[Setting up for the knit-a-thon]

BABETTE: Needle in, yarn around, loop it through, over the top, needle in, yarn around, loop it through, gentle tension on the strand.

KIRK: Humongous needle!

TAYLOR: Careful just because it’s decretive doesn’t mean it’s not sharp.

LORELAI: I don’t like root beer!


LORELAI: Not with out carbonation, you want it?

CHRISTOPHER: Your used dum-dum.

LORELAI: It’s not used it’s vintage.

CHRISTOPHER: Was nice and easy thought.

LORELAI: Yes dude 15 minutes of Profilnine talk, we earned those dum-dum’s fair and square.

BABETTE: Alright knit and purl like brick and mortar.

LORELAI: Hey Babette!

BABETTE: Oh hey! [too the other ladies] Keep going with the rib stich there. [back to Chris and Lorelai] How are ya sweet heart, hey Christopher.

CHRISTOPHER: Hello Babette.

BABETTE: Congratulations on the getting married thing, I’d give you a hug but my hands are kinda full here, so you eloped.

LORELAI: Yeah we were in Paris and we eloped.

BABETTE: Well that’s smart eloping, smart, I mean who needs the hassle of a real wedding you know.


BABETTE: Yeah all the planning and the fuss, so much stress.


BABETTE: Plus the dress, I mean why would anyone want to buy a big expensive wedding dress you could only wear once, except for me, I got to wear mine twice. But once was for Halloween, I was the Bride of Chucky.

CHRISTOPHER: Oh yeah, did Morey go as Chucky?

BABETTE: Hu? No he was a futuristic pirate. So welcome to Stars Hollow.

CHRISTOPHER: Thank you it’s good to be here.

BABETTE: Hey hey. [back to the ladies] knit and purl…

[they walk off]

MISS PATTY: Lorelai Christopher, there you are.

LORELAI: Hey Patty.

MISS PATTY: I’m sorry I didn’t get this to you sooner, part of my job as town social chair is greeting all newly weds with the Stars Hollow welcome wagon.

CHRISTOPHER: [chuckles] Look at all this, thank you so much.

MISS PATTY: Just a few odds and ends from our town merchants to say welcome.

CHRISTOPHER: This is so cool, I didn’t know the welcome wagon came in a real wagon.

MISS PATTY: Yeah, so there you go.

CHRISTOPHER: Terrific, thank you.

LORELAI: Thank Patty.

MISS PATTY: So how are you adjusting the Stars Hollow Christopher?

CHRISTOPHER: Oh it’s terrific.

MISS PATTY: I bet you’re bored senseless here.

CHRISTOPHER: No no not at all.

MISS PATTY: Well there is hardly any night life, I mean a worldly guy like you it must be like you’re out in the sticks.

CHRISTOPHER: Well my disco tech days are mostly behind me.

[Lorelai grins]

MISS PATTY: Anyway I probably should run, enjoy the wagon.


LORELAI: By Patty.

CHRISTOPHER: Want a ride.

LORELAI: No that’s okay.

CHRISTOPHER: [chuckles]

[They walk off with the wagon]


Written by: David Grae
Directed by: Kenny Ortega

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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