7.03 – Directors cut clip – cwtv.com/video
(car door slam)
LORELAI: Hey punch me in the stomach
RORY: What?
LORELAI: Real quick jab jab, not to hard just enough to cause a little internal bleeding
RORY: that sounds pretty hard
LORELAI: yes….true , plus internal bleeding Is internal which means it can’t be proven unless my mother sees blood there’s no way, she’s gunna let you take me to the hospital, your right, your gunna have to punch me in the face, real quick jab jab (points and makes a fist)
RORY: I am not going to punch you in the face
LORELAI: Whyyy…. I’ll heal and I much rather spend the night in the germ-y emergency room getting 8 to 10 stitches than go in there for dinner plus it will give me a really groovy scar, I always wanted a really groovy scar
RORY: Mom.
LORELAI: What…it would be such a great conversation piece…”where’d you get that groovy scar?”oh my daughter dropped kicked me for no apparent reason and she’s totally psycho (makes circles with her finger)
RORY: Oh So know I’m drop kicking you?
LORELAI: I’m giving you options, you didn’t like the whole jab jab thing
RORY: We haven’t had dinner with them in 3 weeks, suck it up were going in
LORELAI: Hey you didn’t even make it through the last dinner which means technically you’ve had 4 weeks, which means you owe me one
RORY: I stayed for cocktail hour
LORELAI: That’s the best part
RORY: Well I can’t help that it’s in the beginning
LORELAI: okay fine then you stay through desert and I’ll leave early to spend time with Logan
RORY: O I miss Logan (pouts)
LORELAI: Yea me too lets go somewhere and talk about him for 4 or 5 hours
RORY: Were going inside (about to knock)
LORELAI: NO! (Puts hand on the door) gunna be horrible
RORY: There always horrible
LORELAI: No it’s gunna be horrible-er cause the whole Luke thing
RORY: well doesn’t your mom already kind of know cause of the house teboggle
LORELAI: No she suspects but she doesn’t no, no, I’m gunna have to tell them
RORY: well just tell them real quick like ripping a band aid off
LORELAI: ripping a band aid off that’s been super glued, stapled and surgically imbedded in my arm!
RORY: just tell them and then we can move on , we can talk about more pleasant things like the middle east
LORELAI: I don’t know how they are going to come at me , I mean I know there gunna come at me but I I don’t know how I mean it can be guilt, pity anger, contempted, so many options
RORY: well then in a likely hood it will be a combination oh all of those
LORELAI: Sigh- I don’t want the whole night to be about Luke (plays with hair)
RORY: it won’t be don’t worry just put it out there and then when they attack you whatever angle there coming from I will deflect
LORELAI: how will you deflect?
RORY: well I don’t know maybe I will talk about bangalor
LORELAI: You know a lot about bangalor?
RORY: Don’t you?, bangalor? Outsourcing? You know when you call customer service, your almost always talking to someone from nice dude in India who speaks perfect English. Don’t you read time magazine?
LORELAI: it doesn’t seem like a rich subject area
(door opens and a little girl is standing there)
GIRL: Hello!
Written by: Rina Mimoun
Directed by: Lee Shallat Chemel
Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls
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